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Reblogged from fuck-you-coach
sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(Source: fuck-you-coach, via ephemervl)

Reblogged from jenniferlawrencedaily

I got a CNN breaking news alert when you got your hair cut.

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via fivegum)

Reblogged from zoomschwarz
Reblogged from sexybritishllama

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

(via spiritfourlife)

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Reblogged from lolyals
Reblogged from imgfave
chachathedrew:

couldyoubemynightingale:

bre4kaway:

PARENTING YOU ARE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT

This is how every parent should freaking react!

They shipped their son.

chachathedrew:

couldyoubemynightingale:

bre4kaway:

PARENTING YOU ARE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT

This is how every parent should freaking react!

They shipped their son.

(via spiritfourlife)

Reblogged from gameandwatch-deactivated2013102
Reblogged from rajivoi

andyxy:

If I can’t see your penis in gym shorts they’re not tight enough